I had my first opportunity to teach my new
Primary class yesterday.
Before I tell you how it went let me just add a little
back story.
I don't relate well to little kids. I never have. Even when I
was a little kid. I spent a lot of time with adults, and I LIKED it. A lot.
So this 'relating to children' thing is a bit of a mystery to me. Turns out, it's a pretty helpful skill to have when you need to get 10 kids to sit down and listen to you for an hour.
The other thing is-surprise, surprise-we have a sick baby at our house so I was 'functioning' on very little sleep.
With those things in mind, here is how the day started.
I stumbled out of bed at about 8:15 (we have 9:00 Church) when Alyssa woke everyone up with her screaming. Something about running into the wall and hitting her head.
I vaguely remember getting Liam out of the crib and taking the girls downstairs to try and find something to eat. There was a lot of crying and a lot of yelling.
"Put our waffles on one big white plate so we can share!"
"
DADADADADADA"
"You didn't put butter on them!"
"
MAMAMAMAMA"
"MOM, Lyssa dropped a piece of her waffle on the FLOOR."
ETC.
Meanwhile, I was trying to get breakfast for myself, review my lesson again, and pull together
every one's clothes.
Yes, this is the kind of organization you would see in our house most Sunday mornings. And yes, I am ashamed.
I made it to Church with the girls about 10 minutes late (Matt stayed home with Liam). I had planned on going over the lesson a time or two more during
Sacrament Meeting, but I got interested in the talks and forgot. (That and a little boy sitting behind us threw up halfway through. Yikes.)
As soon as Sacrament Meeting was over, the panic set in. (Why do I get more nervous teaching 10 Five-year-
olds than I do teaching a room of adult women?)
I went to Sharing Time. We were so busy trying to keep the kids' shoes on, ties on, backsides in chairs and eyes focused that it was over in a heartbeat.
Oh the fear! (And five-year-
olds sense fear.)
My mind went blank.
I was sweating.
And then...
IT WAS OVER.
I only vaguely remember teaching the lesson. I told a couple stories, asked some questions, sang a song (poorly) and we colored. At least I think that's what happened. It's kind of a blur at this point. (I'm adding blurring memories to my list of blessings.)
I do remember that the Sister who teaches the class with me is amazing. She kept both me and the kids on track.
This whole Primary thing will definitely be one of my trials this year. (I'm sure one of many...) But for the first time, and kind of in spite of myself, I'm actually excited to be in this class. I'm not completely sure why (probably just because I'm
masochistic like that) but I'm just going to go with it.
p.s.
Pedophobia - Fear of children
p.p.s. I will post pictures as soon as I find the cable to my camera. Apparently, the card reader in my OLD computer will not read the new SD card I got for the camera.
p.p.p.s. Have I mentioned that I really (really) like parenthesis? (Like REALLY.)